Saint Helena

"Where the only thing more abundant than the island's lush greenery is the population of British expats complaining about the lack of decent coffee."

Saint Helena: "Home to the world's most remote and exclusive airport, where the only thing more scarce than Wi-Fi is a decent slice of pizza."

Saint Helena: "The only place where the phrase 'island time' is less a charming cliché and more a desperate attempt to justify the lack of anything resembling a functioning public transportation system."