Norfolk Island

Where the pineapples are sweeter, but the internet is slower than a sloth on valium.

Norfolk Island: The only place where you can get a tan, a haircut, and a lecture on the importance of the Norfolk Island pine from a gruff, yet lovable, islander.

Norfolk Island: Where the islanders are as laid-back as a Sunday afternoon, but will still scold you for not showing up on time for a 9 am meeting.

The local language, Norf'k, is a blend of 18th-century English and Tahitian, originally spoken by the HMS Bounty mutineers.

Norfolk Island has no income tax and no sales tax (GST/VAT).