Jersey

Where the Turnpike is a metaphor for life – you're always stuck in traffic.

Jersey: Where the boardwalk is a culinary crime scene – funnel cakes and saltwater taffy are the real victims.

Jersey: Where the beach is a social experiment – testing humanity's tolerance for sand, sunburn, and screaming seagulls.

Jersey is famous for its Jersey cows, which produce milk with a high butterfat content.

It is the largest of the Channel Islands and is a British Crown Dependency.