Isle of Man

The only place on earth where the locals are so friendly, they'll give you a warm welcome...and then immediately try to sell you a timeshare.

Isle Of Man: Where the scenic coastal routes are so picturesque, you'll forget you're actually on a tiny island and not just stuck in a scenic postcard.

Isle Of Man: The only place where the phrase " Manx hospitality" is code for "we'll feed you until you can't move, but don't worry, it's just because we love you...and also because you're going to buy a car from us". 😊