Ethiopia

the land where coffee was born and also where you can still pay for things with a goat.

Ethiopia: where the national pastime is arguing about who ate the last injera, and the national sport is running away from the argument.

Ethiopia: where the concept of "personal space" is just a myth, and the concept of "silence" is just a myth, but you'll still love it anyway.

Ethiopia follows a calendar that is seven to eight years behind the Gregorian calendar used in most of the world.

It is one of only two African countries that was never formally colonized.