Democratic Republic Of Congo

Where the only thing more abundant than the rainforests is the number of times you'll have to say "sorry, I'm late again, traffic in Kinshasa is just terrible".

Land of the Congolese, where the phrase "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right" is the national motto.

The only place on earth where a person can simultaneously be late, hungry, and still manage to find a way to make an impromptu party break out in the middle of the street.