Bermuda

Where the only thing more plentiful than beaches is the number of times you'll say "Oh, dear Lord, look at that pink-sand beach again!".

Bermuda: Where the secret to eternal youth is simply being born with a perpetual sunburn.

Bermuda: Where the phrase "I'm on island time" is just a polite way of saying "I've given up trying to make sense of the local schedule and will now just nod along with whatever anyone tells me"..

Bermuda is the shipwreck capital of the world, with over 300 wrecks surrounding the island.

It is the oldest British overseas territory.