Bermuda

Where the only thing more plentiful than beaches is the number of times you'll say "Oh, dear Lord, look at that pink-sand beach again!".

Bermuda: Where the secret to eternal youth is simply being born with a perpetual sunburn.

Bermuda: Where the phrase "I'm on island time" is just a polite way of saying "I've given up trying to make sense of the local schedule and will now just nod along with whatever anyone tells me"..